Caption This: Grampy Moyer Sunning in Pen
Jamie Moyer's move to the 'pen caused quite a stir, not because it was a shocking development but more due to the way he reacted to it. You have to admit, he looks pretty funny out there. Whose got the best caption to this photo?
Boy, it's hot out here. I could really go for a cold shower. Oh, hey look, Shane beat me too it in center.
Posted by: Phil | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 02:25 PM
$6.5 mil for THIS?! I should have made the move sooner.
Posted by: Joe | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 02:29 PM
Phil FTW
Posted by: fuck the mets | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 02:32 PM
Should I wait to sign up for Social Security before or after the NLCS?
Posted by: Mike H. | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 02:35 PM
"when we win the world series, i think i'll dig up the bullpen and put it in my bedroom."
Posted by: will.H | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 02:36 PM
See those two chicks behind me? They dig MY Long Balls!
Posted by: Sword of Damocles | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 02:37 PM
So then I says to him "I don't care if you have a cellular phone, a house isn't a home unless you have a land line."
Posted by: Sean | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 02:39 PM
"I'm Juh-Juh-Jamie Moyer... I'm incredibly old..."
Posted by: digi | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 02:39 PM
The bullpen has just discovered that Jamie has not washed his signature socks since joining the team.
Posted by: brettswiz | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 02:40 PM
Mick: You sure Jamie doesn't know we're talking about him?
Tyler: Yeah, I hid his hearing aid this morning.
Posted by: fuck the mets | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 02:43 PM
"Where am I?"
Posted by: Mellie | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 02:44 PM
"I'm not QUITE dead."
Posted by: Beck | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 02:45 PM
phillies bullpen coach:(whispers)"pst....jamie.....men do not cross their legs like that".
Posted by: jd | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 02:46 PM
After losing his slot in the rotation, Jamie Moyer gets a bit possessive in the bullpen: "MY bench! MY bench!"
Posted by: Jim Mc | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 02:49 PM
"Did I ever tell you about the time I invented snowboarding? Ya I don't want credit for it but they keep on giving it to me... "
Posted by: Scott B | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 02:50 PM
"Back in my day, there were no bullpens..."
Posted by: Munkcy | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 02:54 PM
well..on the bright side, i coulda been David Wright.
Posted by: john | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 02:54 PM
diabeetus
Posted by: Tug Haines | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 02:56 PM
I may cross my legs, but at least I don't wear a batting helmet you sissy!
Posted by: Brian | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 03:02 PM
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Posted by: Beardface | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 03:11 PM
Moyer learned quickly that putting your arms around your bullpen teammates will allow you plenty of personal space on the bench.
Posted by: Mellie | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 03:12 PM
"Yeah, he may be in the rotation but at least I get free cheesesteaks from Joey."
Posted by: Allan Smithee | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 03:26 PM
"Yeah...it was me. Now ask me if I give a shit."
Posted by: Brooks | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 03:28 PM
"Jeez Jamie...even outside, your farts keep us from sitting anywhere near you. How'd anyone survive the dugout?"
Posted by: Benjamin | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 03:29 PM
Hey guys, wake me up when Matlock comes on, OK?
Posted by: Calvin | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 03:45 PM
maybe if i fall out of a car or get hit in the face with my kids baseball i can skip out on these bullpen thingos
Posted by: Foxy | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 03:47 PM
'I thought they had shuffleboard at these retirement homes?'
Posted by: Dave | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 03:55 PM
"Summer, summer, summertime Time to sit back and unwind"
Posted by: Brad | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 04:00 PM
F*** it. I'm getting paid.
Posted by: podhead | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 04:13 PM
"Dolla, dolla bills, y'all."
Posted by: John | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 04:27 PM
Ah....this beats sitting in the dugout and getting pelted by Young James' punkin seed shells. Pass the suntan lotion.
Posted by: Mark | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 04:31 PM
Damn Kids!!! Get OFF MY LAWN!!
Posted by: Tom | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 04:33 PM
Two tickets to the gun show ladies?
Posted by: Terrence | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 05:06 PM
Fond of the nanny goats I am!
Posted by: Tie Manna | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 05:13 PM
"Why arent you guys sitting closer?"
"Well Jaime, you tend to ramble and you reek like Bengay."
Posted by: K-Cart | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 05:17 PM
Raise your hand if you're Sure!
That's not B.O., it's decomposition.
Posted by: MikeG | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 05:27 PM
you kids to day have it so good.... when i first came into this sport... pitching hadn't even been invented yet... those where the days....
Posted by: Tie Manna | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 07:21 PM
All i need now is my corncob pipe and a bottle of moonshine
@ Enrico, there should be a weekly "Caption This Photo." The comments are just hilarious and it's been too long since you've had one.
Posted by: The Polish Punch | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 08:51 PM
...and that's how i scored bo derek...
Posted by: bos | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 09:12 PM
High socks in the place, I got money and juice.
Posted by: Rainie | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 09:25 PM
"So what was the dead ball era like, Grampy?"
Posted by: Mike J | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 11:05 PM
wrecked him... dam near killed him!!!!
Posted by: Tie Manna | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 11:14 PM
"Let me tell you boys, I remember when we had to pitch the top AND bottom of every inning..."
Posted by: G (sixers fan) | Tuesday, August 18, 2009 at 09:32 AM
Nice to see that Ivy I planted has made it all the way to the top of the wall...
Posted by: Decoy | Tuesday, August 18, 2009 at 09:48 AM
Fuck the bullpen. I should be sunning in DEL BOCA VISTA.
Posted by: astcter | Tuesday, August 18, 2009 at 12:23 PM
So before 1883 you pitched underhand huh?
Posted by: Jim tryon (stksave27) | Tuesday, August 18, 2009 at 01:16 PM
the chick behind me has nice tits
Posted by: Yapper | Tuesday, August 18, 2009 at 10:34 PM