Does Lenny Dykstra Owe You Money? Dude Says "F--- You"

Lenny Dykstra's tale of genius stock picking has started to unravel -- shocker! -- as the Dude is now facing 20 lawsuits from a variety of places. In an update to the original HBO Real Sports piece that lauded the former Phillie as a financial guru, the cracks in Dykstra's story are starting to show as Bernard Goldberg catches up with Lenny in his unfurnished mansion. The full segment will air on Tuesday night but the Inquirer got an advance transcript of some of Lenny's antics.

DYKSTRA: Who? Tell me who I owe?

GOLDBERG: Let's go through a few people. The printers . . .

DYKSTRA: F--- the printers. The printers are criminals.

GOLDBERG: The flight attendant?

DYKSTRA: F--- the flight attendant . . . They all think they can come here and steal my money.

Dykstra says the legal cases against him are "all bull----."

Totally, brah.

I'd set the over/under on Dykstra being bankrupt and homeless at about 15 months.

The article ends with Dykstra resorting to his tried and true method of comparing everything in life to baseball. This time, it's in regards to a $10,000 canine he plans on picking up.

He showed Goldberg a photo of a dog he planned to buy for $10,000.

If ever there was a time I was shocked not to hear the f-bomb in the middle of world champion, that has to be it.

>>HBO feature suggests Dykstra's empire in trouble [Inquirer]