Quotable: Billy Beane on Joe Blanton
Hol-ee Kalas, I think I might jump out of my face. The WFC Phillies are going to play some baseball today. It'll be the most meaningful meaningless game we've ever heard (tune in: 1PM on WPHT 1210 AM or WUBA 1480 AM), with Jamie Moyer scheduled to get the "start" and Hammerin' Joe Blanton taking the mound for the next few innings against the Buccos.
We could all write the book on the hero that is Mr. Moyer, but there's plenty more we could learn about Blanton. For instance, this quote that David Murphy dug up from Blanton's former GM Billy "Brad Pitt" Beane:
Pretty glowing praise from a guy known for valuing statistical production above just about everything else. Like the rest of his 2008 teammates, Blanton has earned lifelong respect in this town. He hit a home run in the frickin World Series.
But we've yet to see him over the course of an entire season, something we'll get to do beginning this afternoon. A relatively strong season from Blanton could be one of the key components of another division title this year, as we saw in 2008, when his addition helped shore up a lost rotation. He wasn't perfect, but he was more than good enough down the stretch and in the playoffs.
In one start against the Pirates last year, Blanton one-hit them for seven innings, striking out seven. Am I making too much of what's likely to be a two-inning appearance today in the Grapefruit League? Oh you bet.
The Zo-han has today's starting lineup for the Phils. Can you believe it's here?




superfuckingexcited
Posted by: jd | Wednesday, February 25, 2009 at 10:36 AM
1. J-Roll
2. The Flyin' Hawaiian
3. Ibanez (have yet to come up with a nickname for him)
4. Ry-Ho
5. The Ba...I mean, eh...Jenkins
6. Stairs
7. Donald
8. The Brunt
9. Coaster
God, I missed doing that.
Posted by: MikeY | Wednesday, February 25, 2009 at 10:42 AM
Anyone know what the spread is?
Posted by: TK | Wednesday, February 25, 2009 at 11:13 AM
TK, you degenerate fuck.
Posted by: Enrico | Wednesday, February 25, 2009 at 11:30 AM
It's "shore up" not "sure up."
Posted by: Nerd | Wednesday, February 25, 2009 at 11:30 AM
I'm pumped and ready to go. I'll be doing the live blog thing on my site.
Joe Blanton will go down in Phillies history for that home run in the World Series, but sometimes he is not given enough credit for wht he brought to the team. I feel very good having him for a full season.
Posted by: Kevin | Wednesday, February 25, 2009 at 11:33 AM
@ TK
Phillies: -120
Pirates: EVEN
You're only a degenerate if you lose.
Posted by: Walklett | Wednesday, February 25, 2009 at 11:42 AM
You know what Blanton brought to Philadelphia? Adam Eaton's long overdue departure...
Posted by: WeaponX20 | Wednesday, February 25, 2009 at 11:57 AM
Christ I feel like I just came home reading this thread. It's so good to be back.
Posted by: Loqiel | Wednesday, February 25, 2009 at 12:03 PM
@Nerd: You shore know your word-type... rules!
Posted by: Matt P. | Wednesday, February 25, 2009 at 12:10 PM
Raul Ibanez = Gomez
Posted by: Loqiel | Wednesday, February 25, 2009 at 12:35 PM
My line up nicknames...
1. Batting first, and playing Shortstop, Nostradamus Rollins!
2. Battling second, and playing Centerfield, flyin like a hawaiian, and swinging like Ali, it's Sugar Shane Victorino!
3. Batting third, and playing Leftfield, Raul "Don't call me the Batt" Ibanez.
4. Battling cleanup, and playing Firstbase, Ryan "Here comes the Money" Howard!
5. Batting fifth, and playing Rightfield, Geoff "The Left Field Driver" Jenkins!
6. Batting sixth as the Designated Hitter, it's Matt Stairs's-way-to-heaven!
7. Batting seventh, and playing Secondbase, it's "I can't remember his first name" Donald!
8. Batting Eigth, and playing Thirdbase, it's Eric "The Beard" Bruntlet!
9. Batting Ninth, and playing Catcher, it's the 33 Year Old Rookie, Chris Coste!
...and the Phillies Starting Pitcher, it's Home Run Blanton!
Posted by: PhiPhan5648 | Wednesday, February 25, 2009 at 12:46 PM
Raul "the Jewel" Ibanez.
Posted by: bigmyc | Wednesday, February 25, 2009 at 08:35 PM