Tony Romo is Sore, Collapsed in Shower
Proof the Bird's defense put a hurting on the Dallas QB, "Tony Romo's back was killing him today. He collapsed in the shower and needed help from two PR staffers to go down one step after his postgame press conference." [Dallas News]


love it
Posted by: mike c | Sunday, December 28, 2008 at 11:16 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Posted by: Zeke | Sunday, December 28, 2008 at 11:28 PM
hahah best thing fuckin ever i betcha witten and t.o. fought over who would give him mouth to mouth
Posted by: dave u | Sunday, December 28, 2008 at 11:39 PM
Best comment ever was on the original article over at the Dallas News:
Posted by lost cowboys fan @ 10:03 PM Sun, Dec 28, 2008
you'd collapse too if you were ass raped for 3 hours!
http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/12/tony-romo-collapsed-in-the-shower.html
Posted by: MikeG | Sunday, December 28, 2008 at 11:40 PM
As another quick note, I believe this quote both sums up the Cowboys AND the Mets:
"We've got the best talent in the NFL, but that doesn't always get the job done."
http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/12/well-let-terence-newman-have-the-final-w.html
HAHAHA
Posted by: MikeG | Sunday, December 28, 2008 at 11:46 PM
brokeback dallas
Posted by: slowski | Monday, December 29, 2008 at 12:09 AM
Romo is softer than the Queen of England.
Posted by: Mike | Monday, December 29, 2008 at 12:23 AM
Why Can't Us?--The sequel. The NFL is wide open this year. As Kevin Garnett would Say "Anything is Possible"
Posted by: Rudy | Monday, December 29, 2008 at 12:24 AM
This is from a thread/article over at:
http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/12/tony-romo-collapsed-in-the-shower.html
It’s easily one of the funniest sequences of comments I’ve ever read. Made me laugh so hard I cried.
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Posted by Shawn @ 9:43 PM Sun, Dec 28, 2008
"Romo fell because he fumbled the soap"
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Posted by Buffalo4Ever! @ 9:47 PM Sun, Dec 28, 2008
"Right after TO dropped it...
Right after PACMAN dropped it..."
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Posted by Scott @ 9:47 PM Sun, Dec 28, 2008
"I think the Eagles ran the soap all the way back!"
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Posted by Will T @ 9:51 PM Sun, Dec 28, 2008
"I heard T.O. was bent out of shape because Romo called Witten for help first after he collapsed."
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Hilarious!
Posted by: PhiPhan5648 | Monday, December 29, 2008 at 12:31 AM
Romo is a choker. It's official.
Posted by: doubleh | Monday, December 29, 2008 at 01:22 AM
This was the funniest game I ever watched. I realized about 2 minutes into the third quarter that I'd remember it forever, that it would be one of those games. I almost felt bad for Tony Romo. Almost.
Posted by: Anon | Monday, December 29, 2008 at 01:30 AM
I am gonna enjoy watching ESPN all tomorrow and hear them talk about yet another Big D collapse. It will be Romo this and T.O. that. Glad the Eagles could precipitate Dallas' off season from Hell!
I am not sure if I really believe the Birds actually have a shot at winning the Super Bowl but after riding the Phillies post season glories I can honestly say "Who Knows!"
We'll see . . . Why Cant Us (Round II)!
Posted by: Mitch | Monday, December 29, 2008 at 01:33 AM
Are we sure he didn't just drop the soap?
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Posted by: peter robert casey | Monday, December 29, 2008 at 08:27 AM
I saw a random person's facebook status say "that game was the closest I've ever seen to an Old Testament style stoning." Love it.
Posted by: river327 | Monday, December 29, 2008 at 08:46 AM
Perhaps he sprained his vagina?
Posted by: The Hearn | Monday, December 29, 2008 at 08:59 AM
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For you folks who didn't believe, you didn't learn anything from the Phils over the past two years. Anything can happen out there, remember that next time you come on here and say "the season's over" and "we're done" like a broken record. Steelers and Giants were wild cards too.
BELIEVE!!!
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Posted by: DLo34 | Monday, December 29, 2008 at 09:45 AM
I hope deion sanders is next. I'm sick of him and other members of the media making Mcnabb feel like every fan in Philly boos him and wants him out of town. I wish some of the TRUE fans could get their voice heard. deion just wants him out of Philly because he knows we always take it to the boys!
Posted by: HLH | Monday, December 29, 2008 at 10:35 AM
did pacman throw dollar bills at romo when he collapsed? second nature for him when he sees an undressed body on the floor.
Posted by: MS | Monday, December 29, 2008 at 11:27 AM
So he's using his PR staffers as crutches? Sounds like a fabricated story to make excuses for his enormous lack of talent.
Posted by: Walklett | Monday, December 29, 2008 at 12:52 PM
Sounds like American History X, hope he had soap on a rope and there are no neo-nazis on da Cowboys
Posted by: Tony Homo | Monday, December 29, 2008 at 04:31 PM
Leave Tony alone!!! Just leave him alone you people are all haters!!!!
Posted by: Janseyhull | Monday, December 29, 2008 at 11:12 PM
is the last comment for real? haha you fuckin faggot FUCK PHONY HOMO! he's a chokea artist and im glad he collasped
Posted by: Jason | Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 05:07 AM
U haters....why dont u try to play QB with 300 poounders running after you. All you ppl who are sitting at there desks with no lives. Fat dumbasses. I give ROMO credit for doing what he could do. One things for sure...he goes home to a hottie...who the hell do you go home to? Losers!
Posted by: COWBOYS FAN! | Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 12:47 PM
@cowboys fan really? so your saying he did what he could do? fumble twice and throw an interception? get completely owned once again in game that actually meant something? prove that hes the worlds greatest choke artist? and technically arent you sitting behind a desk with no life too if you are posting on here? so really you are just as big of a loser as we are then by your standards. the only difference is our team is playing next week. what is your team doing? so what if he is going home to a has been pop star with a crazy ass family? have fun watching your team implode in teh off season.
Posted by: themajor | Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 01:02 PM