Brett Myers: Fond of Busting Caps
Tuesday seems like a blur. I can't really recall how I spent the day during which game five of the World Series was suspended. Brett Myers did the natural thing that any self-respecting redneck would do. He busted some caps.
He grabbed the handgun, held it sideways and began firing.
"That's how the gangsters do it," he said.
The Inquirer's Jim Salisbury thought it'd be a great idea to wear dockers to the shooting range where Myers unleashes his fury on some unsuspecting targets. (must. refrain. from. wife. jokes.)
It's an interesting read but certainly not surprising that Myers unloads a couple rounds to unwind. They probably go to the bar afterward and drink Milwaukee's Best or something.
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Thank god, Brett Myers is finally doing something to tone down the perception that Brett Myers is crazy
Posted by: wolf | Wednesday, October 29, 2008 at 05:09 AM
btw, Brett Myers is surprising not born in Texas
Posted by: wolf | Wednesday, October 29, 2008 at 05:10 AM
I praying the Phils wrap up the Series tonight and win Game 5.5, but if they don't hopefully Brett saved some bullets for Thursday.
Posted by: GM-Carson | Wednesday, October 29, 2008 at 07:30 AM
The Myers residence might not be a wise place to trespass.
Posted by: Matt P | Wednesday, October 29, 2008 at 07:41 AM
Guns don't strike people out. I strike people out.
Posted by: Brett Myers | Wednesday, October 29, 2008 at 07:46 AM
Caption the Photo:
What, woman? You remember last time in Boston? I only brought out these guns last time (points to arms), now you got the Techs.
Posted by: Mayfly | Wednesday, October 29, 2008 at 09:05 AM
what have you got against The Beast? Brett looks like a PBR kinda guy anyways, which is even better.
Posted by: ill | Wednesday, October 29, 2008 at 09:29 AM
Nah, he's a Natty Light guy.
Posted by: Scott | Wednesday, October 29, 2008 at 10:12 AM
there ain't nothing "Light" about Brett Myers.
Posted by: ill | Wednesday, October 29, 2008 at 10:23 AM
Yeah, more Natty Ice. Do they even make it anymore? He probably goes out of his way to find it...
Posted by: Mike H. | Wednesday, October 29, 2008 at 10:52 AM
Thank you, that picture is pure genius...
Posted by: bboova | Wednesday, October 29, 2008 at 10:54 AM
@Mike H.
Yes they still make natty ice and light. Its the beverage of choice in high school. 30 pack for $13. mmmmmmmm
Posted by: mike c | Wednesday, October 29, 2008 at 11:19 AM
Brett Myers doesn't shoot bullets. They jump out of the gun scared.
Posted by: Mayfly | Wednesday, October 29, 2008 at 11:19 AM
Brett Myers has been with the Phillies his whole career, it's pretty obvious he drinks Keystone Ice
Posted by: Jon | Wednesday, October 29, 2008 at 11:20 AM
If that's how he blows off steam, better than slapping his wife around.
Posted by: Mark D | Wednesday, October 29, 2008 at 11:35 AM
Shooting a gun sideways is not "how the gangsters do it".....It's a good way to break your wrist. I'm not sure we want him breaking his wrist although we probably aren't gonna need him untill spring training next year.
Posted by: HLH | Wednesday, October 29, 2008 at 12:33 PM
I used to hate Brett Myers. Now I just can't. He is too crazy a guy not to love.
Posted by: MP | Wednesday, October 29, 2008 at 02:27 PM
break you wrist shooting sideways. are you serious? you must have some girly wrists.
Posted by: cig | Wednesday, October 29, 2008 at 06:16 PM