Tony Romo's Girlfriend Says He Doesn't Wear Protection

It turns out, Tony Romo doesn't wear a cup during games, so says his girlfriend Jessica Simpson. She knows because, as she explained on national television last night, she sometimes looks really close and can tell that he's not. She also says that she was "getting hot and bothered" thinking about it.

Vomit.

David Letterman talked to Simpson last night in a train wreck of an interview. I love Dave, but you can tell when he's forced to carry an interview. It's painful. Dave is funny, but he can only do so much when pulling a giant blonde mess along with him.

She also claims not to be a jinx, blaming instead the pink jersey she wore (seen here). She says they haven't lost yet and she's wearing blue this year. One game, not at home. Thanks for the sample size of zero.

Line of the interview: "I mean, Tony always performs well." Heyo! Slow down there Jess. This is late-night TV after all. (Yes, that was the funniest thing she said.) Oh, she did shake her boobs to the crowd at one point, while explaining she doesn't do "this" anymore.

Video here after the jump.

Dave actually had the line of the interview, when talking about her duet with Dolly Parton, he deadpanned, "I'm sure the four of you will be very happy."

Now THAT'S funny.

So in summary, Jessica Simpson is awful and Romo better hope he doesn't drop a center exchange this week or he's sure to get punched in the dong.

Thanks to MDS at Fanhouse.

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Comments

[will]

shes about as interesting as the life and times of Dennis Kucinich.

[will]

i wasn't aware they even made cups for female genitalia.

[Mr. Bryan]

Please beam this info to B-Dawk so he can punchisize Romo's balls on Monday.

[Brian]

I don't think BDawk needs to be told this info, because NOBODY in the NFL wears a cup. The last Eagle to wear one was Steve Everitt in 1999:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=fleming/040922

[Dan Levy]

So I guess Letterman was wrong. Nobody in the NFL wears a cup. Man, those guys are nuts.

/shows self out.

[Rudy]

I must have said you're an idiot like 20 times during this.

[Rick]

Better to have interviewed Homer Simpson!

[Mike H.]

Better to have interviewed Colonel Klink playing the spirit of Homer Simpson...

[Brandon]

DAMNNNNNNNNNN She is Stupid!!!! FUCKKKKKKK MY Fucking Ears are Bleeding now.

[joe]

Does anybody know a good bar in Boston to watch the game on Monday?

[Mark Hauser]

I'm glad Romo does not have protection -- it will allow for more sacks on Monday night (http://www.UltimateSportsRankings.com)!