TSN: Flyers, Carter Agree to Terms
TSN is reporting that the Flyers and center Jeff Carter have officially agreed to terms on a 3-year deal worth $5 million. We're also hearing that the salary cap increase is in the ballpark of $6.4 million, which we hope will give the Flyers enough room for a top-4 blueliner (if not top-1). Glad to have Carter back. Now if only the team will stop calling him Cartsy. Seriously, we understand that every hockey player must have a nickname, and nine times out of ten, it's just cutting a few syllables and adding -y (the baseball equivalent being First Initial–First syllable of last name), but can we please get more creative? How about Cartman or something?



and Brooks Orpik thinks he deserves 4 mil a year from the Penguins, when Carter who is a much better player than Orpik is getting 5, glad to see he is going to fuck over the Penguins
Posted by: Paul | Friday, June 27, 2008 at 06:04 PM
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Posted by: Walklett | Friday, June 27, 2008 at 06:18 PM
glad carter is coming back.
didnt stevens call him Carts
Posted by: Ben | Friday, June 27, 2008 at 07:11 PM
Matt: The lameass hockey player nickname pattern has never been better described. Cartsy? Really? That's the best we can do?
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I mean, where did they get "Rico" for Eric Desjardins? Bundy for Chris Therien?
@Paul: People forget, but Orpik was a healthy scratch during parts of the season and Therrien actually played him at forward when they were shorthanded. I hope it's a team in the Eastern conference that overpays for that assclown.
Posted by: johndewar | Friday, June 27, 2008 at 07:58 PM
@johndwear: Therrien earned "Bundy" because the way he sat on the sofa in the locker room reminded a player, forget who, of the great Al Bundy.
Posted by: will | Saturday, June 28, 2008 at 10:41 AM
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Posted by: jivfly | Saturday, June 28, 2008 at 11:08 AM