Stephen Colbert Attempts to 'Tongue the Crack of Liberty'
The following video contains two of my favorite things: Stephen Colbert and the city of Philadelphia. In it, Colbert attempts to "tongue the crack of liberty" and disobeys orders inside of Independence Hall. He also does his best to reach the summit of the Art Museum steps. Notice a brief cameo by everyone's favorite furry green guy from Galapagos.
Also, The Roots like to break stuff.
And here he mocks us. Which I'm cool with.
I want that jersey! Or is it a swersey? or a jerweater?
Posted by: Bryan | Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 10:32 AM
During his show things are always happening so quickly. I'm surprised he hasn't said anything about cheesesteaks ppheeww. We should take him around the other parts of town!
P.S. that jersey make look tacky but it's great!
Posted by: Ecortes | Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 10:35 AM
Also preferred Stewart, but that was good!
Posted by: Mark | Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 10:36 AM
Always*
Posted by: Mark | Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 10:36 AM
Disclaimer: No authentic philly jerseys were harmed in the crafting of the ultra-jersey.
Actually, thats a lie.
Posted by: Paul D | Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 11:09 AM
Actually they just used Thrash, Webber, Lindros, and Bell jerseys
Posted by: Bryan | Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 11:19 AM
colbert is fantastic
Posted by: sean | Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 12:10 PM
all Philly sports just got the Colbert Bump
Posted by: ricky | Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 12:25 PM
The bassist did a half-assed job of trying to smash his bass.
Posted by: Walklett | Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 01:47 PM
colbert is a douche.
Posted by: PhilaMegaMan | Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 05:01 PM
I didn't quite appreciate the mouth wiping with the Ultimajersey....anyone else catch that?
Posted by: bigmyc | Thursday, April 17, 2008 at 03:32 PM
He "fingered the crack of freedom". Not tongue.
Posted by: Bob | Saturday, June 28, 2008 at 11:48 PM