Stanley Pringle Accused Of Masturbating In The Library
Stanley Pringle -- Pringle, Stanley! -- has been accused of pulling on his Jeff Cooper. According to a Penn State newspaper, Pringle "sat behind the victim in the stacks section of the library, attempted to start a conversation with the woman and began masturbating."
In other news, Pringle's myspace page says his favorite movie is The Squid and the Whale.*
>>Basketball Player Rubs One Off In The Stacks [PSU OTR]
*not in fact true.
As an alum, that's in the low level of bad things to have occurred in the Pattee Stacks.
Posted by: Phils Phan | Wednesday, April 02, 2008 at 07:44 PM
^ truth (writing this post in Pattee Library, looks over shoulder)
Posted by: ricky | Wednesday, April 02, 2008 at 08:02 PM
Another alum chiming in...
During finals week, ANYTHING was possible in the pattee stacks.
Posted by: johndewar | Wednesday, April 02, 2008 at 08:40 PM
where's Carl Monday when you need him?
Posted by: Sophia's Bush | Wednesday, April 02, 2008 at 08:51 PM
Can I just also point out that someone shat on a book in Pattee yesterday. Literally took a dump on a book in the library. WTF?! Oh, and the stacks are notorious.
Posted by: hamace | Wednesday, April 02, 2008 at 09:02 PM
It was Mr. Pringle in the library with the meat pipe
Posted by: TK | Wednesday, April 02, 2008 at 11:18 PM
My Dad told me a story of how someone got murdered there in the 60's, and the body was only found a few days later because someone wandered back there to find a book. So I guess Stan the Meat Man had a reasonable expectation of privacy in there.
Posted by: Joe | Thursday, April 03, 2008 at 12:52 AM
Masturbating in the library... that's a paddlin'.
Posted by: Chamomiles Davis | Thursday, April 03, 2008 at 10:21 AM
Stanley Pringle: Once he pops, he can't stop.
Incidentally, also as an alum, you could tell me anything at all happened in the stacks and I would be like "yep, sounds about right". Totally agree with the possibility of anything happening at any time.
Posted by: Loqiel | Thursday, April 03, 2008 at 10:42 AM
It was Mr. Pringle in the library with the meat pipe
Posted by: Online pharmacy | Tuesday, June 16, 2009 at 01:47 PM