Pacman Jones Traded to Cowboys
With Pacman Jones history at strip clubs and Terrell Owens recent sighting in porn the Cowboys now have headaches on both sides of the ball. The Cowboys gave up a fourth rounder with a number of conditions to get the talented corner with a penchant for making it rain. [ESPN]
Wow the cowgirls have no morals at all, and they never have. a bunch of criminals, pimps, and drug dealers. They're the ones that need a jail inside their stadium. They can let the players out to play games and put them back in after. Jerry Jones is pure evil and probably the devil himself which is why he loves all the players with no moral character at all.
Posted by: mike | Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 12:43 AM
You stay classy, Dallas.
Posted by: Phils Phan | Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 12:50 AM
Can't wait until Jessica is cheating on Tony with Pacman. I cannot think of a more Entertainment Tonight friendly team than next years cowboys in the history of sports.
Posted by: T | Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 03:27 AM
I predict this shall blow up on the Cowboys and their imperialist, capitalistic pig owner Jerry Jones.
Posted by: Jonesy | Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 04:44 AM
At least now when I hear about how classy of an organization Dallas is, I can scuff and go "Pacman Jones. Enough said."
Posted by: Chris | Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 06:17 AM
Yeah, Pacman has character issues, but this bolsters the Cowboy secondary while the Eagles sit around twiddling their thumbs. Word is Dallas is pursuing Roy Williams and/or Chad Johnson as well. With two first round picks the Cowboys look to be stacked next season.
Posted by: John | Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 08:00 AM
Also, does anyone know the dumb quote coming from Tom Heckert? I heard the 610 morning crew ripping him for something he recently said this morning and want to know what it was.
Posted by: John | Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 08:04 AM
Any chance that he does not get reinstated this year? That would be great.
Posted by: Bryan | Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 08:10 AM
I volunteer to take Pacman to Delilah's when the Cowboys come to town. I'm not wild about getting shot by his posse, but sometimes you gotta take one for the team.
Posted by: BrianS | Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 08:36 AM
Trying to set the record for dumbest and most try hard, unfunny comments in one posting...
What most of you've just wrote are some of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read in my life. At no point in your rambling, incoherent responses were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this post is now dumber for having read them. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Posted by: bboova | Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 09:04 AM
The forecast for strip clubs around the Dallas metro area: rain
Posted by: Steve | Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 09:28 AM
Bitches better not touch the rain either, or they get dealt with.
Posted by: Bryan | Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 09:56 AM
Billy Madison, nice. I gave a chuckle, but I think Brian S had a funnier quote. Good try though.
Posted by: Jonn | Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 10:10 AM
I agree that the Eagles do sit around twiddling their thumbs a lot, John. However the Eagles did sign Asante Samuel so they are trying to address that specific area you were mentioning.
And I loved the Billy Madison reference.
Posted by: Chris | Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 04:01 PM
I have to agree to that Jerry Jones has no morals. and now he has the ball rolling for VICK to comeback..next year this time he is out..so look for him to get away with it
Posted by: rouall | Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 05:14 PM