Caption Contest: Kyle Korver, Fearless Defender
Via BallHype user Bars & Stripes, we have this great photo of former Sixer Kyle Korver. 
Rashad McCants is pulling up for a jumper, so it's not the traditional posterization, but um... wtf, Kyle?
Feel free to leave your captions for this, our second favorite picture of the day, in the comments. [favorite]
Korver: Oh my God, please don't touch my beautiful face! I'll...I'll touch your weiner!
Posted by: Clare | Wednesday, March 05, 2008 at 10:20 AM
Nice D, Kyle.
Exhibit A on why Korver was so overrated.
Posted by: johndewar | Wednesday, March 05, 2008 at 10:32 AM
My bad, forgot about a caption:
"Korver, after not having used the restroom since Lunch, begins an elaborate pee-pee dance"
Posted by: johndewar | Wednesday, March 05, 2008 at 10:34 AM
"please dont touch my hair, theyll never let me back on that 70s show if its ruined!"
Posted by: fitch | Wednesday, March 05, 2008 at 10:52 AM
Tired of being called a bad defender, Korvor unveils his new technique, the "scared little girl" defense.
Posted by: PoorSports | Wednesday, March 05, 2008 at 10:53 AM
Korver just saw his shadow, 6 more weeks of winter and a first round playoff exit for the Jazz.
Posted by: Mike'M | Wednesday, March 05, 2008 at 10:56 AM
"There goes my chance of having more than one wife!"
Posted by: Dustin | Wednesday, March 05, 2008 at 11:06 AM
That's too funny.
Posted by: The Polish Punch | Wednesday, March 05, 2008 at 11:07 AM
Just off camera, Kyle's parents suprise him with the N64 he asked for and never received so many Christmases ago.
Posted by: digi | Wednesday, March 05, 2008 at 11:24 AM
i can't even imagine what he is actually doing!
Posted by: Poster Nutbag | Wednesday, March 05, 2008 at 12:08 PM
I'm a helper!
Posted by: Nixorbo | Wednesday, March 05, 2008 at 12:49 PM
Korver new careerbuilder spokesman. (look in background)
Posted by: Rick | Wednesday, March 05, 2008 at 01:00 PM
Obviously Kyle is instituting the defense which he learned in Philly. Nice to see that the trainging is sticking with him.
Joking aside, the Sixers are winning? What's going on? How?
Posted by: Jonn | Wednesday, March 05, 2008 at 01:07 PM
"As a member of K2 Church, living on the edge is where I like to be...And nobody knows more about living on the edge than Jesus."
Posted by: j13 | Wednesday, March 05, 2008 at 01:14 PM
"I can't wait for the game to end, so I can go the Jazz's totally awesome practice facility!"
Posted by: eric | Wednesday, March 05, 2008 at 02:36 PM
Oh no, oh no! Crotch approaching...CROTCH APPROACHING!
Posted by: Gee | Wednesday, March 05, 2008 at 03:53 PM
"Hee hee, that tickles when you put your knee there!"
(Couldn't help myself on this one)
Posted by: Steve | Wednesday, March 05, 2008 at 04:26 PM
EEEKS!! A mouse...A MOUSE!!!
Posted by: higmun | Wednesday, March 05, 2008 at 04:48 PM
"Wwwhere's mmmmy ssssweater? I'm sssso ccccold"
Posted by: Carl Racki | Wednesday, March 05, 2008 at 06:12 PM
26 reasons why deron can't cheat on D
Posted by: H | Wednesday, March 05, 2008 at 09:36 PM
he just didnt want to foul. but yeah, he looks so excited with himself haha
Posted by: sixersfan26 | Friday, March 07, 2008 at 07:22 PM