Hamels Wins Iowa Caucuses
“I don’t really care about illegal immigration, ethanol subsidies, or the war in Iraq,” said Martha Dinton, 49, of Ames. “Those issues are what everyone talks about, and they’re just not really my concern. What I do care about is absolutely bitching the batters of the National League East with a devastating changeup. So for me, Hamels was the natural choice.”
Not quite The Onion, but it's a slow news day.
>>Hamels Wins Iowa Caucuses [SSNN]
I'm going to be honest. I don't find Martha's comments very cute. Those issues aren't her "concern." I hate to ruin the fun, but health care, an ongoing war and the economy are EVERY American's "concern." This is why the country is headed in the direction it's headed.
Posted by: Cliff | Friday, January 04, 2008 at 07:49 PM
Just kidding, by the way.
Posted by: Cliff | Friday, January 04, 2008 at 07:50 PM
Slow news day? Nonsense. Haven't you heard -- Judge Seamus got a promotion! No more public urination trials for him.
http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/20080105_Justice_McCaffery_gets_the_cheers.html
Posted by: Coley | Saturday, January 05, 2008 at 09:56 PM