Donovan McNabb Has Better Taste In Women Than Tony Romo
I'm not even sure what Donovan McNabb's wife looks like, but it's safe to say that number five has infinitely superior taste in women over Tony Romo.
It's being reported by Ryan Seacrest that Tony Romo received a lap dance from none other than Britney Spears on his recent trip to L.A. during his bye week. As fun as this story sounds, Tony no-hands isn't having any of it. While he admits they were at the same place, he says they were definitely not together, "She was at the same place. I wasn't partying with her, that's for sure."
Bummer. And for the record, I can't say I know too many human beings with a penis who would say no to a lap dance from Miss I'm-a-slave-for-you despite what level of trailer trash she has spiraled into.
Carrie Underwood to the former Mrs. Federline? Good thing Romo doesn't moonlight for the Mavs because he has absolutely no clue how to rebound.
Posted by: Baker Bowl | Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 04:03 AM
Britney Spears giving a lap dance, hmmmm.....not a news item, now a Britney Spaniel giving a lap dance, yeah, that's news worthy and BOTH are dogs, so both can be rewarded with table scraps!! nothing more!
Posted by: Sanganoski | Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 04:42 AM
I can't keep up. Last week it was Romo & Sophia Bush.
Posted by: jankm | Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 07:57 AM
i hope it's true. gotta be hard to roll out of the pocket when your crotch is on fire.
Posted by: Matt P | Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 09:28 AM
I could care less who Romo carouses with, but the comments to this post are some of the funniest I've ever seen.
Posted by: Mike | Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 09:38 AM
Apparently Romo is friends with Alli Sims, who is one of Britney's friends/entourage. She's much better looking than Brit. There's not much of a story here honestly.
That being said, Cuck the Fowboys.
Posted by: Tartan69 | Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 10:04 AM
I've seen phots of Donovan's wife. She looks like part of the offensive line. Romo's got the upper hand there.
Posted by: misterpet | Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 10:24 AM
I like that I posted this in the T.O. comment section and it is now the basis for Trash Talk Tuesday. There definitely could not be any better trash talk on this day. These comments are absolutely hilarious.
I have to give some amount of props to Romo though. Carrie Underwood, Sophia Bush, Britney Spears...apparently everyone wants a piece of Tony. Carrie Underwood is definitely my choice out of those three. Mrs. Federline? Noooo thanks. Put her back in her "Crazy" and "Hit Me Baby" days, and I'd take a lap dance alllll day.
Posted by: GreggyD | Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 11:41 AM
Ryan Seacrest must've been SO jealous...
... of Britney Spears.
Honestly, I'd rather get sacked by Trent Cole [nh] than get a lapdance from Britney Spears.
Posted by: meech.one | Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 11:44 AM
i bet the whole time he was getting a lap dance he was wishing it was kevin federline instead of britney. tony homo sucks. fuck the cowgirls
Posted by: mike | Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 01:36 PM